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The Biblical Retelling Of Vesa The Finnish Chuck Norris

from Freedom by No Quarter

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about

Originally the working title for this song was 'where the fuck is paris?" on account of him vanishing not long before album tracking started. but from day one chris said he really like the music to this one from the guitar demos we did so we just left it for him. after being untitled for a while he came up with this idea of writing about a finnish tour guide he had that was an ex fighter pilot. he said this guy was like he was invincible and had so many stories. we all had no idea how this would turn out but god dam it's a cool song. ~micka~

lyrics

Have you ever seen a man who can ski up hill?
Have you ever seen a man who shits dollar bills?
Have you ever seen a man that ice can’t chill?
Have you ever seen a man that drugs can’t kill?
He can stare at the sun and not lose sight
The only human who can travel through space and time
Walking through walls is a bit far fetched
But he’s never known a door to not exist

I know you think we’re spinning shit
Untill you're on a Mint Tours trip
He plays the part of a tour guide, fully incognito
A thousand words with just one look
His words are meant for angels ears
He’s the Finnish Chuck Norris

Have you ever met a man who sweats Viagra?
Have you ever met a man who swam the Niagra?
Have you ever met a man who can hear sign language?
Have you ever met a man who invented the ham sandwich?
He can wrestle a bear and not lose skin
The only man that girls swallow and never spit
He parked his jet onside a fucking hill
But all the locals are too scared to say jack shit

He can fly, Never die
Minimum 9 women at one time
Deaths near miss, VES-perience
He’s the motherfuckin finnish Chuck Norris

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from Freedom, released November 1, 2017

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No Quarter NSW, Australia

First formed in 2003 No Quarter now consists of Chris Ryan on vocals, Micka Martin on drums, Lachlan Dennis on guitar, Paul Clements on guitar and Josh Vaughan on bass.
No Quarter has been kicking along in some shape or form for almost 15 years. We are a 5 Piece Punk Rock band based in the Hunter Valley of New South Wales and our music consists of fast 90's style punk rock.

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